Aaron Paul Recaps Breaking Bad in 2 ½ Minutes


FROM “ELLE CAMINO,” “BREAKING BAD” MOVIE, AARON PAUL IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE IT’S BEEN SIX YEARS SINCE “BREAKING BAD” WENT OFF THE AIR. EVEN THE MOST HARD-CORE FANS I THINK NEED A REFRESHER BEFORE THEY GO TO SEE “ELLE CAMINO.” [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Jimmy: AARON. YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO GIVE A REFRESHER BUT MAYBE YOU COULD DO THIS FOR US. CATCH US UP ON WHAT, YOU KNOW — WHAT WAS GOING ON BEFORE THIS MOVIE. >>YEAH. I MEAN — A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED. >>Jimmy: YEAH, A LOT OF STUFF DID HAPPEN, YEAH. MAYBE YOU CAN JUST GO THROUGH IT QUICKLY AND GIVE A BASICS RUNDOWN. >>SURE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >>Jimmy: GREAT, I’LL JUST STEP OVER HERE. >>THERE’S THIS CHEMISTRY TEACHER NAMED WALT WHO GETS CANCER. HIS WIFE, SKYLER, IS PREGNANT. AND HIS SON, WALT JR., REALLY LOVES BREAKFAST. HE DOES. THEN WALT STARTS COOKING METH TO PAY FOR HIS MEDICAL BILLS WITH THE HELP OF HIS FORMER STUDENT JESSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH, YOU KNOW. HE COOKED METH IN A WINNEBAGO. I SAID BITCH A LOT. WE KILL PEOPLE WITH SCIENCE. I DISSOLVE PEOPLE IN A BATHTUB WHICH FALLS TO A CEILING. DID I MENTION WALT’S SON LOVES BREAKFAST? WALT’S BROTHER-IN-LAW HANK IS A DEA AGENT. AND HE’S AFTER US. AS A DRUG DEALER NAMED TUKO, WALT BLOWS UP TUKO’S HIDEOUT WITH SCIENCE. THEN KILLS TUKO, WHO HAS A WEIRD UNCLE IN A WHEELCHAIR THAT RINGS A BELL. THEN WALT GETS NAKED IN A GROCERY STORE. I FALL IN LOVE WITH JESSICA JONES. MY FRIENDS ARE SKINNY PETE AND BADGER, BUT NOT A REAL BADGER, A PERSON. HANK STARTS COLLECTING ROCKS. HIS WIFE LOVES THE COLOR PURPLE. WALT HIRES A LAWYER NAMED S D S WHO GETS HIS OWN SHOW. WHERE HE WORKS AS A CINNABON. THERE’S A SCARY CHICKEN MAN NAMED GUS. OKAY. DANNY TREJO’S DECAPITATED HEAD ON A TURTLE. JESSICA JONES CHOKES ON HER OWN VOMIT. HER DAD GETS SAD AND CRASHES TWO PLANES INTO EACH OTHER. AND WE MEET A GRURCHY BALD GUY NAMED MIKE. PINK TEDDY BEAR. PIZZA ON A ROOF. PIMPED OUT METH LAB. WE KILL A FLY — >>Jimmy: WAIT, YOU KILL A FLY?>>YES, AN ENTIRE EPISODE. A GUY NAMED GAIL, MAKES REALLY GOOD COFFEE, I SHOOT HIM IN A FACE. SKYLER BUYS A CAR WASH, GIVES THEIR MONEY AWAY. WALT CRIES. CREEPY WHEELCHAIR UNCLE BLOWS UP SCARY CHICKEN MAN. WE DESTROY EVIDENCE WITH A MAGNET. I SAY, SCIENCE BITCH! METH LABS AND FUME MEDICATION TENTS. TRAIN ROBBERY. PRISON MURDERS. HANK FIGURES OUT WALT IS HEISENBERG. WHILE TAKING A [ BLEEP ]. SPOILER ALERT, HANK DIES. MIKE DIES. LYDIA DIES. MY NEW GIRLFRIEND DIES. I BED KIDNAPPED BY NEO-NAZIS. THE NAZIS DIE BECAUSE WALT KILLS THEM. BECAUSE AGAIN SCIENCE BITCH. WALT DIES WHILE I DRIVE AWAY IN AN EL CAMINO WHICH IS ALSO THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WHERE THIS ALL PICKS UP. OUT IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: THAT’S VERY HELPFUL. VERY, VERY HELPFUL.

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  1. What the "F"!!! I was really hoping that Heisenberg survived!!!

    Well at least in my heart he does!!! 😭😭😭😭

  2. Aaron: Mike dies, Hank dies, Gail dies, Jane dies, Walt dies, the fly dies…

    Kimmel: wait wait wait…. The fly dies? Not the fly.

  3. Just finished it and all I could say is thank you for the closure. Might re start the entire series again with my boyfriend

  4. hank started collecting minerals after he got shot by the weirdo mexican brothers. that could have been left to later in this summary.

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