Bathroom break


YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU, GIRL. IT’S JUST THAT IT COSTS
A LOT OF MONEY TO GET
THESE SEATS CLEANED AND I HAVEN’T EVEN
SPENT ONE NIGHT WITH
THE CAR YET. OOH… YOU GETTING SICK? HONEY? YOU’RE GETTING SICK,
HUH? OUT, OUT, OUT, AIM OUT. NO, HONEY,
I DON’T HAVE TO
THROW UP. WHAT YOU GOTTA DO? I GOTTA… MMMMM…. IN, IN, HOLD IT IN. DRIVE FASTER,
I’VE GOTTA GO TO
THE BATHROOM! I’M DRIVING. HONEY,
DRIVE FAST! I’M GOING. I’M GONNA TURN
THE MUSIC UP SO
YOU DON’T FEEL IT. OK. ♪ TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ♪ I GOTTA GO! TIE A YELLOW RIBBON
AROUND YOUR ASS. OK, BABY. ♪ TIE A RIBBON AROUND
THE OLD OAK TREE ♪ HONEY! OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.. HI, LOOK, I’M SORRY
FOR WHATEVER HE DID. I DID? BUT COULD YOU PLEASE
TELL ME WHERE I COULD
FIND A BATHROOM? WELL, MOST BUSINESSES
AROUND HERE ARE CLOSED DOWN BECAUSE OF OUR LITTLE GAME. BUT YOU MIGHT TRY THE ZIP. TWO MILES OUT ON MAIN. OK, HONEY,
COME ON, GOTTA GO. YEAH, I’M COMING.
JUST HOLD ON. I GOT SOME MAN STUFF
I GOT TO DISCUSS– PLAY BALL! HONEY I GOTTA GO. I GOT TO DO
SOME MAN STUFF. DOGGONE! [ENGINE STARTS] HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND. MY DAMAGES
AND EVERYTHING. LET’S GO PLAY SOME DEFENSE. WHAT YOU LOOKING AT,
TINY? [CAR HORN] RAE! RAE! RAE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WAIT, WAIT OH! COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON! GO, GO, GO, GO. I SEE SOMETHING PEEKING. YOU DROPPED SOMETHING. LET YOUR
BAG OF TOOLS GO, GIRL MICHAEL! RAE, I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE THINKING. $15,000? BUT IT’S A ’57
GOLDENHAWK CLASSIC. HONEY, THAT WAS
OUR HOUSE MONEY! DID I TELL YOU
IT WAS SUPERCHARGED?

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  1. The US requirement of visiting the bathroom everytime they go to the lavatory must be quite time consuming.
    Up to ten baths a day must be invigorating though.

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