BREAKING BAT – Batman in Famous TV Scenes


ROAD TRIP!!! Are you ready? Yeah,
what do you wanna listen to? “Say my name.” “Destiny’s Child?” But I wanna listen to the “Batman theme.” Beyonce’s a great singer though. You’re god damn right ROAD TRIP!!! We were on a break!!! (Laugh Track) For the record, it took 2 people to break up this relationship. Yeah you had Bane! I can’t believe you guys hooked up! Is that why you were so quiet when
we were making love last night? I fell asleep! (Laugh Track) That’s it! You’re dead! (Laugh Track) I was wondering if maybe… We could be… Friends? I don’t need another friend. I..uh.. I already have two. I mean,
how many more friends does a guy need? Oww I thought I’d surprise you with a Booty Call!! (Laugh Track) What’s a Booty Call? (Laugh Track) You know, this is more the kind of thing… umm… uhh… uhh..
(nervously) A son should learn from his father. My father is dead!!! (Laugh Track) Why are you laughing!? (Aww Track) This is not funny! (Applause Track) Wanna hear a joke? Who are you talking to right now!?
(rhetorically) I’m talking to you. Ok, here we go! Knock! Knock!! (angrily sighs) No! Huh? “I am,
the one who knocks!” (Heavy Breathing) Okay?
(awkwardly) I’m extremely disappointed in you. (suspenseful music) This is a joke to you… You’ve been through anger management. You’ve been through your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for this competition. And you go over there, and you joke, and you laugh? This is serious to these girls! And this should be serious to you! No one ever wants me for my body!
(Sad music) They just want me to fight crime… I’m just sick of being disappointed! If you were sick of being disappointed,
(suspensful music) You would stand up and you would take
control of your destiny! Do you know that you had a possibility to win? And then you come in here and you
treat this like a joke!? Why you say that shit!? Now I’m angry! Fuck all of you!!! Fuck you! Stop it!
(yells) (super suspensful music) I have never in my life, yelled at a girl like this!
(yells) (sad music) When my mother yells like this, it’s because she loves me!
(super yelling) I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! How dare you!?
(yelling’s final form) Learn something from this! (Batman cries)
(Press F to pay respects) Fuck you Tara! I Hate you! ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚ Pay respects to Batman’s parents by clicking that subscribe button!

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  1. Tyra is such a fucking loud bitch. Nobody cares about your story or your dumbass models Banks you goddamn twig!

  2. My parents aren't dead. They're just sleeping. They don't breathe when they sleep. That's normal, right? They've just slept for several years, nothing wrong, right?

  3. Batman in rick and mortey edit: i have bad spelling 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 don't juge me ok😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😱✌👍😣🔫 make it happen and I dont kill myself i am Sirius

  4. Lady: LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Batman: (crying)
    Me: where's the bathroom?
    Lady: that's all you want to say?!?!
    Me: i also forgot to say that im just gonna urinate so i dont need toliet paper.

  5. Batman cried after women yelled at him.. that means man can also cry ..that means it's ok… Men have have right to cry…. Are else let it out in the form of anger….

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