Breaking Up With Your Best Friend


My client Kristen Brown would like to formally request the termination of this best friendship. As does mine. Let’s negotiate the terms. My client requests that if either party should need a phone conversation she must first text the other party to see if it’s a good time. No more randomly calling to see “What’s up?” Who calls people anymore? What are the terms for needing a phone conversation? Aha. Death in the family, death in Game of Thrones. Actually, I think that’s more of a text message condolence. Okay Striking Game of Thrones. No, no, no! Death in the family. I mean, what are you supposed to even say? But if Jon Snow dies I will be Face Timing with you, write that down. Jon Snow dies, she will be Face Timing. What about birthdays? How will those be handled? Both parties must still wish each other an annual happy birthday- via text. Let’s keep it brief, three sentences max. And one of those needs to be super cliche, something like “hope you have a good one” or “wishing you many more” Three emojis. No less no more. Let’s be clear, the upside-down smiley is not a positive emoji. My client will not have any of that passive-aggressiveness. Agreed. My client’s mom is no longer going to assume your client’s attendance for family dinners. What? No! But Auntie makes the best barbecue chicken and Kristen’s a vegetarian, she can’t even appreciate it. Mmm, so sad, best barbecue chicken. Which brings me to item number 12, Per this agreement, each client relinquishes the right to call the other client’s mom “Auntie”. *loud dramatic slurping of water* My client will remain close friends with Ted, Kev, and Kim, while your client will have friendship custody over Brian, Tina and Joseph. Sorry that’s not gonna work. I’ve been dating Kev for two years, you can’t have Kev. (whispers) Tina has a pool. All right, whatever, it wasn’t gonna work out anyway. Let’s discuss public interactions, shall we? My client would like to maintain a hug upon greeting as to not make third parties in the room feel awkward. I’m sure you understand. Define ‘hug’. One arm, minimal eye contact. And no more jokingly grabbing each others butts. Wait wait wait, no, she does squats- It’s so firm (whispers) You can’t be friends with benefits, you should let that one go. All right, what about sub tweets and instagrams directed at me? You do not have to answer that. We need assurance that your client will not slander the name and likeness of my innocent client. Oh, there is no proof that my client has committed any such act. “Best friends has 11 letters- so does backstabber.” That could be anyone. And she tagged me. Fine, one subtweet per week, for the first three weeks. What, no! (whispers) She has 40 followers, pick your battles. Do we have an agreement? We do. Now to make it official, we’ll exit while listening to the FRIENDS theme song in reverse. *DRAMATIC EXIT THAT TURNS OUT SICK WHILE FRIENDS IS PLAYING IN REVERSE* So I”ll see you in class tomorrow? Yup. YO, did you like that video? How relatable? #relatable. Give it a thumbs up if you liked it, my last video’s right over there, second vlog channel right over there! New merch! LillySingh.com Get it done! Make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday! One love Superwoman, that is a wrap, and Zoop! *dramatic slurp of water again*

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  1. TOO REAL, Y'ALL. A moment of silence for all of our best friends from the past. If only we handled things like this! LOL! #SuperSixty starts now so comment away and I'll be responding for the next hour. MAKE EM GOOD FAM x

  2. Last week it was hard because my bff posted a bunch of photos with her and a girl with #bff or #loveyou and it was fine. "Maybe she needs her help for something" I thought. But it was just getting worse! The pictures were everywhere: on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter… even on her WhatsApp and YouTube profile picture. That girl was ther. One day she posted a picture her and her "bff", nothing special… but on the description it was @myinstagramacount with lots of ๐Ÿšซ near it. I tried to phone her but she didn't answer. When she finally answerd she sad "STOP CALLING ME!๐Ÿ˜’ I'M BUSY!" then I did go to Instagram where I wa still following her and i saw that she was online!.
    P.S Sorry for the bad English

  3. Break up with ya best friend yeah yeah cuz I'm booreeed u can call me I the mornin yeah yeah cuz I'm youurs.

    Lol like if ur watching in 2019

  4. Today my friend blocked me and doesnโ€™t want to be my friend anymore but this really helped me cheer up

  5. Yuppy it's like a divorce to me as well and I am still not feeling comfortable with myself after 6 months. Just wow. Lilly has made a good point it was as painful as the slow motion but extended in my case muaaaaa crying face

  6. I broke up with my now ex best friend but im worried that she will tell everyone my secrets………lmaooo

  7. Broke up with my best friend, found her at my doorstep a month later. We hugged and cried in the rain ๐Ÿ™ now we're best friends again ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. The worst part is when you're a child and you broke up with your best friend so then your mum and their mum keep inviting them to parties and stuff like that

  9. I had a best friend who i was friends with since we were 4 and we were friends for 7 years. Then one day she just said that she doesn't ever want to speak to me again. To this day I have no idea why that happened.

  10. Breakup with your best friend yea yea cause she s hooot
    Your boyfriend loves her
    Break up with him too

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. I had a bestie named Jamei we were besties since the first day of kindergarten she now hates meโ€ฆ
    6 FUCCING YEARS

  12. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ŠโœŠ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคž๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพโ˜๐Ÿพโœ‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพโœ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿงถ

  13. โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™
    โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™
    โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™
    โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™
    โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™

  14. As soon I read the title I was like
    โ€œBreak up with your best friend yeh yeh Iโ€™m boredโ€
    Iโ€™m sure all Ariana fans know it๐Ÿ˜

  15. My friend asked my best friend whoโ€™s her best friend and she said her other friend but later she left so now weโ€™re best friends ( In school )

  16. I wish it was this easy… My current 'bff' is getting kind of bossy (bawse-ey hahaha) and reeeeeeeeeally clingy, and I've been wanting to let her down for awhile now but it's so hardddd

  17. The worst thing is that I tell my best friend all my deep secrets but then we arent friends and I am scared she will tell people

    like if you have been in that situation plz don't leave me alone ๐Ÿ™

  18. Itโ€™s been 6months after my bestie from 2grade replaced me with the new girl I sit alone at lunch and watch them laugh at me ๐Ÿ˜”

  19. Remember that video what's but still respect to ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

  20. Breaking up whith your Best freind is worse that breaking up whith your boy freind๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  21. when u break up with boy friend u complain to best friend, ur bff got ur back, but then when u have no best friend what do you do????????????

  22. It took me 5 years to reslize how manipulative and mean my ex bff really was. Now Iโ€™ve been without a bff for 7 months and it still feels kinda weird, but I know Iโ€™m better off without her

  23. I just lost my best friend, oh no no no my sister, my twin, I know her since I was born, we shared same village, same street, same kindergarden, same school, same memories, basically same parents and everything… for almost 14 years…Then I got sick… Mentally sick… Anxiety disorder. And she left me. Because I wasn't that positive and funny like before…. Show me some love please ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ.

  24. i broke up with my best friend …. she was so fake and make me angry all the time …. so annoying ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜

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