Every Fake Business in Breaking Bad | Netflix


– How much is this? – I have no earthly idea. – You know you need to
launder your money, right? Do you understand the basics of it? Placement, layering, integration? (machine whirring)
(upbeat music) – Your new lab. – I ain’t buyin’ no damn
nail salon so just forget it. – Well you wanna stay outta jail don’t ya? I mean, you wanna keep your
money and your freedom, ’cause I got three little
letters for ya, IRS. If they can get Capone they can get you. One look at this place,
you’re gonna fall in love. (Saul coughs)
(upbeat music) Huh? Was I right? Where else you gonna find a cash only business that’s this much fun? Unless we’re talkin’ massage
parlors and uh, I don’t see it. Hey, look. Here’s you, right? Pink, Pinkman, get it? Okay? Here’s your cash. You’re out on the town, yeah? You’re partying hardy,
you’re knockin’ boots with the chicky babes and oh! Who’s this? It’s the tax man and he’s lookin’ at you. Now what does he see? – Can I help you, Sir? – Diet coke, please. And five minutes of your time. (upbeat music) – He sees a young fella, big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion
the tax man makes? – I’m a drug dealer. – Eh, wrong. Million times worse. You’re a tax cheat. What do they do? They take every penny and you go in the can for felony tax evasion. Ouch! (cash register dings)
(upbeat music) – Always sticky. – Yeah. – No problem. Who’d have thought that someday I would be handing these keys to you? – Now, you give me your money, okay? That’s called placement. Hand me that little thing, bin. This is the nail salon, right? I take your dirty money and I slip it into the salon’s nice clean cash flow. That’s called layering. Final step, integration. The revenues from the
salon go to the owner. That’s you. Your filthy drug money
has been transformed into nice clean taxable income brought to you by a savvy investment
in a thriving business. I know it’s a long shot. Look, I get it. Just say no and we’ll go get dinner. – No way we’re cookin’ in here. – Who said here? (upbeat music) (tarp rustling) A house is infested, truck
load is up, home owners leave, and that’s where we’ll cook. – If you wanna stay a criminal and not become say, a convict, then maybe you should grow
up and listen to your lawyer. – Right. So, you can get your 5%. – No, that’s 17%. That’s the usual, 17%
and that’s a bargain. Hey, what? You… Hey, listen to it! Come on, I’m talkin’ to
you about your future here. Listen to reason!

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  1. So I can't get my clothes laundered, go to laser quest, eat fried chicken, get my house fumigated, get my nails done, buy a car, or get my car washed without potentially supporting a drug empire?

  2. When they release a video like this the day before El Camino comes out you wonder if it is important in some way. I am going to watch it now so I guess I will find out.

    Update: Ish…..

  3. Literally GTA: Albuquerque XD my sudden epiphany of why this show is so great…a real life depiction of much of the events of your typical GTA game lol

  4. Spoiler they’re all fake. This isn’t real. Seen the one on need for speed and the older one on malcolm in the middle and he had hair. Think they’re actors

  5. Top 10 TV Series:

    1.) The Wire

    <really big gap>

    2.) Breaking Bad
    3.) Power
    4.) Shameless
    5.) Boardwalk Empire
    6.) Snowfall
    7.) Queen of the South
    8.) Orange is the New Black
    9.) The Sopranos
    10.) Travelers

  6. so its more about having a long term substancive use of something that has more use to you overall like that already

  7. Is it reprehensible or legally wrong if i open a real Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant with almost same / same layout without consent from Vince Gilligan or the breaking bad team?

  8. I just hope he comes back from Alaska after 1 year and reunites with White
    Plot twist : White isn't dead, he is in captivity, police made it up, jesse comes back to rescue him from Guantanamo Bay detention camp

    Please Vince Gilligan please… Make one final 10 episodes series on this

    Please guys like, who knows he would make one final series

    Remember it wasn't shown that Walter White is dead, it was just told in news

  9. Keeping Distance of criminal Delicts is against the Law of ABQ.
    Stayin' clean and running legal Business in Albuquerque seems like to be the Boss stage

  10. I haven't been watching Better Call Saul. Isn't it BEFORE Breaking Bad? In El Camino someone maybe a cop says to Jesse at some point "you got what you deserved, your partner did and your lawyer did". Could someone remind me what happened to Saul at the end of BB? I thought he got away scot free!

  11. 1:15
    – He sees a young fella, big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion the taxman makes?
    – I'm a drug dealer.
    – Eh! Wrong. Million times worse. You're a tax cheater. What do they do? They take every penny and you go in the can for felony tax evasion.

    Because what triggers the government are the taxes not paid, even if you earn money without making anything bad to people.

  12. i love breaking bad the tv series but the El Camino movie is 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

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