So, Saturday night,
the big night. Date night, Saturday night. Sa-tur-day night. – No plans, huh?
– Not a one. Not even, say,
breaking up with Janice? Oh, right, right. Shut up. Chandler, nobody likes
breaking up with someone. – ‘You just gotta do it’
– No, I know. But it’s just so hard, y’know? I mean, you’re sitting there
with her. She has no idea
what’s happening. And then you finally get up
the courage to do it and there’s that
horrible awkward moment when you’ve handed her
the note and.. Uh, why do you have to
break up with her? Be a man.
Just stop callin’. You know, if-if you want,
I’ll do it with you. Oh, thanks,
but I think she’d feel like we’re ganging up on her. No, I mean,
you break up with Janice. – And I’ll break up with Tony.
– ‘Tony?’ – You’re breaking up with Tony?
– Yeah. I know he’s sweet,
but it’s just not fun anymore. You know, I don’t know if
it’s me or his hunger strike or I don’t know. Does anybody want anything else? Oh, yeah, last week,
you had a wonderful nutty chocolatey kind of
a cakey pie thing that.. Nothing. Just-just..
I’m fine. What’s the matter?
Why so scrunchy? Oh, it’s my father. He wants to give me
a Mercedes convertible. That guy, he burns me up. Yeah, well, it’s a Mercedes
if I move back home. – Oh!
– Ugh, it was horrible. He called me young lady. Ooh, I hate when my father
calls me that. Did he give you that whole “You’re not up to this ”
again? Oh, yeah, yeah,
actually I got the extended disco version
with three choruses of “You’ll never make it
on your own.” ♪ Uh-huh uh-huh ♪ Hi, Joey. – Oh, my God. Angela.
– Wow. Being dumped by you
obviously agrees with her. – Are you gonna go over?
– No. Yeah. No. Okay, but not yet.
I don’t wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi,
two Mississippi three Mississippi,
that seems pretty cool. Yeah.