Little Donny’s 3rd Year | The Daily Show


(happy music) – Three years ago today, Donald
Trump was sworn into office. – President Trump, he rarely
sleeps and as a consequence, his aides don’t get much rest either. – You hear of aides sort of gaming, they’re gonna come in and
they’re doing a policy briefing and they have charts and pictures and ways to engage the President. – [News Reporter 1] The officials
describe futile attempts to keep his attention by
confining some briefing points to two or three sentences and
repeating his name and title as frequently as possible. – There’s a quote from a US Official, “It’s like feeding a baby his medicine “in yogurt or applesauce.” – Sources tell CNN that Mr.
Trump routinely complains about these high profile gatherings and questions why he has to go. – [News Reporter 2] Complaining
that during past summits, too much time has been
spent discussing the oceans and the environment and not
enough time has been devoted to letting him brag
about his achievements. – [News Reporter 3] Senior
officials cancel plans and race to the White House
to prevent the President from enacting his latest
“wacky or destructive idea.” – [News Reporter 4] During
on hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump said, “I got it, I got it,
why don’t we nuke them?” – [News Reporter 5] He also talked about fortifying a border wall with a water filled trench stocked with snakes or alligators, and he wanted the wall electrified with spikes on top that
could pierce human flesh. – President Trump has
reportedly on multiple occasions expressed interest in buying Greenland from the Danish government. – Trump remarked, “Why is Seoul so close “to the North Korean border? Referring to the inhabitants of Seoul, Trump said, “They have to move.” The officials in the
Oval Office weren’t sure if Trump was joking. Trump repeated, “They have to move.” – [News Reporter 5] Once on the grounds of Washington’s home, Trump
told the people around him if he was smart, he
would’ve put his name on it. You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you. – [News Reporter 7] Mattis
found the president to be of limited cognitive ability. – [News Reporters 8] He
stumbles, slurs, gets confused, is easily irritated and has trouble synthesizing information. – Trump wanted tanks for his July fourth Salute
to America celebration and he will get tanks. – [News Reporter 9] White
House officials are worried there won’t be a big enough crowd to keep the President happy. – [News Reporter 10]
Several senior officials say televised briefings stopped because of worry President
Trump would get angry if he saw something he didn’t like. – The President lashed
out at the military brass saying quote, “You’re a
bunch of dopes and babies.” – [News Reporter 11] The
President even made fun of the Directors looks, calling him Dumbo because of his ears. – [News Reporter 12]
President Trump refers to him as Mr. Rogers. – [News Reporter 13] Trump also made fun of US allies South Korea,
Japan and the European Union, mimicking Japanese and Korean accents. – [News Reporter 14] Democrats
accuse President Trump of having a temper tantrum, prompting a line up of his
top aides to vouch for him. – Kelly Ann, what was my
temperament yesterday? – Very calm, no temper tantrum. – One senior national security
official told Jake Tapper, “Everyone at this point
ignores what the president says “and just does their job.” – A republican source who was in the room, “He is not in control of himself, “it is all yelling and screaming.”

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  1. A fitting tribute to the big, racist, lying baby! Waiting to see if the Retrumpicans are going to vote for witnesses…. Not holding my breath 🙄🙄

  2. Currently only 51% of Americans want him convicted and removed. They should redo that exact poll after every respondent watches this.

  3. America buying Greenland is not stupid at all. Just shows leftists are blind to see the benefits of a US Greenland because Trump said it.

  4. Not funny anymore when you got lots of fully armed neonazzis walking the streets and waiting for Trump to be impeached in order to start shooting everyone non white.

  5. You may disagree with his politics and ideas but without donald trump the daily show would never be so much more popular!

  6. Trevor’s career would have tanked years ago without President Trump and that’s a fact. Imagine how boring this show would be if a Democrat actually was capable of winning this election.

  7. I appreciate the media that refers to him as "Mr. Trump" instead of "President Trump," thereby denying him his stolen title. Added bonus: it's gotta piss him off.

  8. “Kellyanne, what was my temperament like yesterday?”

    “Very calm. No temper tantrum”

    What the fuck even is this shit?

  9. It’s 2020 and everyone is WILLINGLY paying taxes and paying these morons.
    We don’t need government PEOPLE
    It’s about a government to direct funds to better the country… not to take them for themselves. But y’all the idiots paying for them

  10. It's funny how they're saying he's so dumb, but how can he be dumb if he's a billionaire. If being a billionaire is so easy even dumb person can do it how come no one does it

  11. It's because he is a drug addicted senile old man that should take his whole administration and just ride off into the sunset and be done with it!!!!! IMHO

  12. I would be so embarrassed if I had such a dumb idiot for a president. What a joke, literally. You should see how Europeans talks about the US since Trump was elected. Laughing stock of the world indeed.

  13. This would be funny if it weren't so terrifying when you realize a man with "limited cognitive ability" who "gets confused, is easily irritated, and has trouble synthesizing information" and has such a fragile ego that he has to have his aides line up and publicly announce that he 'didn't have a temper tantrum' is responsible for one of the world's largest nuclear arsenals…

  14. This is not the way to dethrone this orange moron …. as hard as you push this kind of democrat strategy .. you even make those idiot MAGA folks united even harder.

  15. My respect to all the staff members of the daily show. You guys have the best research team! I just love watching all your videos

  16. CNN fake new nbc fake new Washington post fake, New York time fake news abc fake news and the daily show crazy they are sick peoples

  17. We are all stupid. Forget about working toward peace on the Korean peninsular and unifying the people, simply move Seoul. Why did they put it there after the war anyway?

  18. I'm ashamed to be an American, knowing my people voted for such a mindless adult infant with intelligence on par with a dead squirrel

  19. The most despicable creature imaginable. Born with limited intellectual capacity to start with; raised in privilege and never to face any consequences; no respect for anything and anyone, cheated, manipulated and bullied throughout his entire life; risked and failed so many times that, in order not to lose everything, had to sell his country to Putin, who in return backed up his loans from Deutsche Bank…There is no end to the evil of this man; he is ready to throw this country into a civil war, to start WWIII, and destroy any chance of this planet surviving all the environmental dangers, now sped up by his reversals of environmental laws and policies. In short, devil incarnate.

  20. Damn, wonder wtf he's really like when he can't get his way.. 🤔 Does he fall out in the middle of the floor in the oval office in a temper tantrum before he heads out for a podium speech, interview?? Because the remarkable shit he says is straight ignorant af! I mean who tf says this shit man?? This should show you that mfks is not president worthy, he seems a bit impotent when it comes to certain serious matters in the world or for humanity.. and drifts off to talk about himself or to insult someone who doesn't agree with his antics and regulations, instead he is unable to correspond to the intellectual dynamics of what needs to be said in a considerate solutional response!! Fuck America Period!! 🖕🏽🖕🏽

  21. Imagine future generations having to learn about him and write essays about him in the future. 🤣🤣🤣 That would be fun.

  22. a cocaine addled toddler, forget Adderal, those of us that lived through the 70's and 80's cocaine fest, it's cocaine pure and simple, after every big bust in the news, Trump Tweet Storms for 85 hours straight.

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