Take a Break: The Forum General Manager


I HAVE COME DOWN TO ONE OF THE
FINEST CONCERT VENUES IN THE WORLD HERE IN LOS ANGELES, THE
FORUM WHERE ALL THE GREATEST ARTISTS PLAY, WE HAVE COME TO
GIVE ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES A WELL DESERVED BREAK SINCE IT’S
SUCH A GOOD VENUE WE’LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TOP AND FIND THE
GENERAL MANAGER, LET’S GO AND FIND HIM. HEY, HOW ARE YOU.>>GOOD, WHAT’S HAPPENING.>>I’M JAMES, HOW NICE TO SEE
YOU.>>NICE TO TO SEE YOU.>>HOW IS IT GOING.>>ARE YOU THE GENERAL MANAGER
AT THE FORUM.>>THAT’S WAY DO.>>WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE AT THE
FORUM TONIGHT.>>TONIGHT WE HAVE THE I-HEART
JINGLE BALL.>>WHO SON THE BILL.>>WE HAVE SAM SMITH, WE HAVE
DEMI LOVATO, TAYLOR SWIFT, A WHOLE BUNCH OF ACTS.>>DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP IN, I
COULD STEP IN, I COULD RUN THIS PLACE.>>COULD YOU BE THE GM FOR ME.>>YES.>>ALL RIGHT.>>TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY.>>GREAT.>>I WILL LOOK AFTER THE PLACE
FOR YOU, DON’T YOU WORRY. DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. THAT’S GOT TO GO. I MEAN THAT’S– THAT’S
EMBARRASSING. (APPLAUSE)
THIS IS NORMALLY THE GENERAL HANGER. GENERAL HANGER. WHAT’S THIS? WHAT’S THIS?>>I’M GOING GO IN.>>NO, YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE.>>RIGHT, WELL I’M THE GENERAL
MANAGER. REMEMBER THE FACE, OKAY. OH, LOOK AT. THIS NO WONDER IT’S CALLED FUN
AND GAMES. WE’LL HAVE SOME GREENS. MIEND IF I JOIN? SO WHAT’S GOING DOWN, FELLAS? WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? WHAT’S GOING ON. I’M JAMES CORDEN, GENERAL
MANAGER OF THE FORUM. I COULD BE SOME CRAZED LUNATIC
FAN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT GOOD ENOUGH, NOT UNDER MY WATCH. YOU NEED A GREATER LEVEL OF
SECURITY THAN THIS.>>OKAY.>>THAN THIS. OKAY? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT.>>I WOULDN’T DO THAT.>>IT IS DIFFERENT FOR ME. I DID MARTIAL ARTS. TRY AND GRAB MY HAND. TRY AND GRAB MY HAND, TRY AND
GRAND MY HAND. THERE.>>WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, GET DOWN,
GET DOWN, GET DOWN, FACE THE WALL, FACE THE WALL, FACE THE
WALL. LOOK AT THAT NOT FROYO GIVE ME
THAT, GET OUT, OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT. OUT. OUT, OUT.>>THAT IS MY TOUR MANAGER.>>I DIDN’T KNOW THAT, MATE,
COME BACK N YOU HAVE TO FEEL SAFER WITH ME NOW, DON’T SNU
LIKE TRY AND GET OUT OF THE ROOM.>>OKAY.>>IS’ A BIT TIRED.>>BACKOFF! THAT’S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.>>I WILL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU NEED
ME.>>GINGER BREADMAN IS ON
LOCKDOWN.>>THANK YOU FOR BEING ANYWHERE
AT ANY POINT. PEOPLE SAID TO ME THE SECURITY
GUARDS, DO YOU EVER SWITCH OFF, I SAY IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE THAT,
I’M IN A SORT OF TRANSYENT STATE.>>WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE.>>GINGER BREADMAN, GINGER
BREADMAN, OPEN THE DOOR. KEEP THE VENUE ON LOCKDOWN.>>HIT THE DECK, HIT THE DECK,
HIT THE DECK.>>CALL THROUGH.>>GINGER BREADMAN STILL SAFE.>>OKAY.>>STAY IN YOUR SEATS EVERYBODY,
PLEASE. STAY IN YOUR SEAT. CAN WE STAY IN THAT SEAT,
PLEASE, STAY IN THAT SEAT. EVERYBODY IN YOUR SEAT. WHAT IS THAT?>>COME ON, MAN.>>YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.>>HAVE FUN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, ALL GOOD,
ALL GOOD.>>I’M THE GENERAL MANAGER OF
THE FORUM TODAY, JUST MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT,
MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS BE DO. JUST CHECKING. YOU’VE GOT EVERYTHING ON YOUR
RISER, RED APPLES, COCONUT WATER, HEMORRHOID CREAM, DID YOU
GET YOUR HEMORRHOID CREAM.>>THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MY– .>>COCONUT, EVIAN, HEMORRHOID
CREAM.>>NO, NO, DEFINITELY, THAT’S
NOT ON MY WAIVER.>>SO I’LL SCRATCH THE
HEMORRHOID CREAM.>>NO HEMORRHOID CREAM. WRITTEN THAT DOWN. I WANT TO YOU RELAX, BIG SHOW
TONIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO HOP INTO MY– CHAIR, I WILL SET THESE —
JUST TRY AND RELAX. I WILL JUST– OHMMMMM, OLMMMM.>>NIALL, NIALL, NIALL GET OUT
THERE, GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, OKAY? GOOD LUCK, BUTTEDDEE. — BUDDY. THE BIGGEST THING I WOULD CHANGE
AROUND HERE IS SOME OF THE ARTWORK ON THE WALLS. THEY MADE AN ODD CHOICE. YOU COME THIS WAY, IMAGINE ALL
OF THE ARTISTS THAT HAVE SAT HERE. I KNOW, I DON’T KNOW ALL OF
THEM, I KNOW THAT DIDO HAD A PARTICULARLY BAD TIME ON THIS
ONE. DJ KALAS [BLEEP] THAT. DOLLY PARTON. THAT SAND WASN’T THERE
ORIGINALLY, SHE HAD BEEN AT THE BEACH THAT DAY. GENERAL MANAGER, THANK YOU. THERE SHE IS. THERE SHE IS.>>HELLO.>>WOW. EVERYTHING IS OKAY, BEING TAKEN
CARE OF, PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AFTER YOU.>>I’VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED.>>CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING.>>NO.>>DO YOU WANT BIGGER EARRINGS.>>I COULD GET YOU SOME BIGGER
EARRINGS, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOME BIGGER EARRINGS, HOW
ARE YOU FEELING?>>I FEEL PRETTY GOOD, I FEEL A
LITTLE TIRED SO I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS.>>James: REALLY?>>YEAH.>>James: ARE YOU SERIOUS.>>Y.>>James: YOU ARE DEMI LA
[BLEEP] LA VATO, YOU ARE GOING TO GET OUT THERE AND SLOW THOSE
PEOPLE WHO YOU ARE WHICH IS THE BEST FEMALE VOCALIST MAKING
MUSIC TODAY.>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.>>James: EXACTLY. UP HIGH, TAKE IT DOWN, ON THE
BACK DRK DSH, NO, YOU DO ME ON THE BACK AND YOU I DO YOU.>>[BLEEP] KNOW HOW THO DO THIS.>>James: UP TOP, UP DOWN, ON
THE BACK– NO, YOU DO ME ON THE BACK.>>HOY DO I DO YOU ON THE BACK.>>TAKE IT DOWN, ON THE BACK AND
SLIDE. THAT’S A GOOD SHAKE, WE’LL WORK
ON THAT NEXT TIME. GENERAL MANAGER, I MEAN IT’S A
BREEZE. YOU BASICALLY JUST GO AROUND
SPEAKING OF FAMOUS PEOPLE, HOW HARD IS IT? HELLO? YEP, THIS IS THE GENERAL
MANAGER. WHAT? TAYLOR SWIFT. ONE OF THE DANCERS IS DOWN. I CAN FIX IT. I WILL FIX THIS, I WILL FIX THIS
RIGHT NOW. OKAY, I’LL BE RIGHT THERE.>>OH MY GOD TAYLOR, TAYLOR. YOU HAVE A DANCER DOWN, HOW IS
IT GOING.>>GREAT.>>I’M REGGIE, I WILL SLOT RIGHT
IN, PROBLEM SOLVED.>>FROM THE TOP, EVERYBODY. WHY? OH? CUZ SHE’S DEAD.>>OH, LET’S LOOK WHAT YOU MADE
ME DO. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME, LOOK WHAT
YOU JUST MADE ME DO. ARE YOU GOING TO BE WEARING THIS
ON STAGE?>>I WAS INTENDING– YES. YOU’RE JUST SAYING WORDS,
THEY’RE NOT AUDIBLE WORDS, THAT’S NOT– I DON’T KNOW.>>WE’RE ALL HAPPY WITH IT.>>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO,
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.>>WAIT, I GOT A MICROPHONE SO I
COULD PROBABLY ADD SOME LIKE– I COULD ADD SOME STUFF OVER THE
TOP. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE UP HERE.>>NO, THAT’S OKAY.>>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.>>THAT’S OKAY. I THINK THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL
TAKE A STRETCH BREAK.>>STRETCH IF OUT, NO ONE WANTS
TO PULL A HAMMY, STRETCH IT OUT.>>YOU DON’T WANT TO PULL A
MUSCLE.>>I’M FINE, I GOT IT. DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOUT BECAUSE
SHE’S DEAF. BECAUSE SHE’S DEAF. LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO. ♪.>>TAYLOR TAYLOR.>>DO YOU WANT ME TO SING MY
NAME?>>TAYLOR.>>NO, JUST BE LIKE A TRY TO MIX
LIKE TAYLOR. TAYLOR HERE IT, HEAR IT, TAYLOR
OKAY. TAYLOR.>>YOU STILL WANT ME TO DO THIS?>>LER. ♪ PLAWTION PLAWS WHEN I SAY
TAYLOR YOU SAY SWIFTED.>>TAYLOR.>>SWIFT.>>TAYLOR SWIFT.>>WHEN I SAY JAMES YOU SAY.>>FRANCO. WAS THAT WRONG, WAS THAT THE
WRONG– I THOUGHT WE WERE NAMING OUR FAVORITE JAMES. WHAT IS THE– .>>James: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU
GUYS PRANK LIKE THIS.>>ITS WITH A JOKE.>>James: I AM GOING TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM, GET READY AND WE ARE GOING TO GIVE THIS A HELL OF
A SHOW. WHOOO!>>SOK OKAY SO GO NOW, GO NOW,
RUN, DO NOT WALK.>>OKAY. GUYS? GUYS?>>JAMES.>>MY MAN, HOW YOU BEEN.>>YOU HAVE A GOOD BREAK.>>YEAH.>>DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME.>>YEAH.>>I’M GENERAL MANAGED THIS
PLACE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.>>EVERYBODY IS HAPPY.>>EVERYBODY IS BUZZING, THEY’RE
HAPPY. I WANT TO GET OUT AND ENJOY THE
REST OF THE SHOW.>>HAVE A GREAT TIME.>>THANKS SO MUCH, SEE YOU. (APPLAUSE).>>James: A HUGE THANK YOU TO
EVERYONE, THE FOR BEING SUCH INCREDIBLE SPORTS. YOU CAN CATCH THE I HEART RADIO
JINGLE BALL ON THE C-W NETWORK AT 8 P.M. ON THURSDAY THE
14th.

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  1. I can't believe he called Ed Gingerbread man 🙄. Naughty. How Taylor kept a straight face I don't know. Total pro!!!! 😂 😂 😂

  2. I'm the only one who think James dosen't like Taylor Swift????made
    He starting with the dancers thing, screams "she's dead" like a madman, the thing with high note ,,, this not the first time he talk about it. LWYMMD aren't made for high notes. Why is he so obsessed with that? In Carpool Karaoke with Katy Perry… wooah, that's where you realize he goes totally against Taylor ,,, and when he visit Demi Lovato says she is the best femmale vocalist making music to-day. I love Demi, I'm pretty sure she's fantastic. I'm not talking (writing)against her, the thing is about James.
    Well, this is just my opinion about what I'm watching and hearing . Just saying.

  3. taylor swift is still calmed and pretty even if shes annoyed with james corden. Go james more Taylooooor swift videos. #taylorswiftfan

  4. The one Taylor Is so so funny

    James: When I say Taylor you say…
    Everyone: Swift!!!
    James: Taylor…
    Everyone: Swift!!!
    James: When I say James you say…
    Taylor: Franco!!!… What is it… Is it the wrong… I thought we were naming our favorite James!!!
    Happy Death 🤣🤣🤣

  5. I. Love. Him. I die.. Every damn time.. Died. Dead. 😂😁🤣😂😁🤣😂😁
    🍌🤣🍌😂🍌🤣🍌😂🍌🤣🍌😂🍌🤣🍌😂🍌🤣🍌😂🍌🤣🍌

  6. Niall Horan and Liam Payne we’re in the same place at the same time and no one person said anything
    Now that’s ridiculous

  7. Seeing James in leotard was everything w Taylor Swift & her dancers ….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. I love how James introduces himself at the Jingle Ball😂He’s so funny 🤣And how he makes his sandwich 😅When he tells people to face the wall !

  9. Still waiting for the Taylor Swift Carpool… I'm listening to Sweeter Than Fiction then I just remembered that it's from the movie that James is the lead actor. So now I really want a carpool with Taylor and you guys singing Sweeter Than Fiction.

  10. Teacher Calls out to my dancegroup for help in teaching dance to the 8th grade
    Me and The dance group when we reach the 8th grade class room we go to the playground like : 13:19

  11. Sam Smith looked so adorable tho. <3
    Half of One Direction, my heart is shaking.
    AND Taylor Swift. Oof. That Goddess

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