Trump News Network: Impeachment Scandal


♪♪ -Welcome back
to the Trump News Network. Nothing but facts
and some lies. Everyone’s talking about how the
Democrats want to impeach me, and I think it’s very unfair.
I think it’s very unfair. I think it’s very unfair. Very unfair. So, now everyone wants to know
how I feel, but, really, my advisor and favorite
Halloween decoration Kellyanne Conway said it —
She said it best. -He’s amused.
He thinks it’s funny. He’s amused. -She’s right.
I’m amused. [ Laughter ] -I’m amused. That’s how I look
when I’m amused. I’m amused because,
with me out of the office, you’d be left with the world’s
most diabolical little saltine cracker,
Mike Pence. And I thought that hilarious. But he —
Wait a second. Wait a second. I’m getting word
on my very real earpiece that we’ve just received
an exclusive video statement from the whistleblower himself. Let’s roll the clip. -Hi, everyone.
It’s me, the whistleblower. I just wanted to let you all
know that I made a huge mistake when I blew my whistle. Donald Trump
is totally innocent. He didn’t mean to call anyone. If anything,
it was about Don. So if I could go back, I’d just erase
this whole complaint thing, because once again,
I am innocent — he is innocent. He is innocent. -Wow!
There you have it, America. I guess I’m off the hook
after all. Next, in old kooky man news,
Joe Biden was very mean to me in an interview —
in an interview recently. Very mean to me.
He was very mean to me. And he was very nasty.
[ Laughter ] He was very nasty and very mean. He was very mean to me
and very nasty. [ Laughter ] Very mean.
Take a look at this. -You should be looking at Trump. Trump’s doing this because he
knows I’ll beat him like a drum. -Wow.
[ Laughter ] Those are some tough words
coming from a tough man, but let’s see how tough he looks when spaghetti is shooting
out of his eyes. -You should be looking at Trump. Trump’s doing this because he
knows I’ll beat him like a drum. -Oh, yeah.
You got “pasghetti’d.” [ Air horn blares ] And, finally, in tech news, the
new iOS 13 was just released, and there
are a lot of great features. Check out these features
on this phone. [ Cellphone rings ]
It’s kind of unbelievable. Forgot to turn this off.
Stop this bit. [ Ringing continues ]
How do we get out of this bit? Let’s get to the next story,
please, please, please. -Because we are coming to you
live from New York City. I’m Jimmy Fallon, and this is
“The Tonight Show”! Let’s go, baby!
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Live,
from 30 Rockefeller Plaza, here in New York City,
it’s “The Tonight Show,” starring Jimmy Fallon! And now here’s your host,
Jimmy Fallon! -♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪
-♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪

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  1. Dumb and dumber puppet said heR boss was amused it sounded to me MORE LIKE he’s a mule he’s a mule exactly right MORE LIKE A JACK ASS

  2. First time America gets a guy that gets shit done by doing what he needs to do to better our country gets mocked by all these comedians… #Donaldtrump

  3. THE MARXIST DEMON RATS SUPPORT CROOKED AND CRIMINAL BIDEN AND HIS SON AND WHEN TRUMP JUST SNEEZED THEY IMPEACH HIM – THIS WILL BE SUCH A DISASTER FOR THE DEMON RATS – THEY ARE DOOMED FOR 2020 – WE WILL HAVE SUCH A MEGA,MEGA WIN IN 2020 FOR OUR PRESIDENT AND WE WILL SEE ALL THOSE TEARS AND MELTDOWNS AGAIN FROM THE LEFTIST MEDIA AND POLITICIANS ON TV LIKE IN 2016 – WE CAN'T WAIT – LET THE MASSACRE BEGIN !!!!!!!

  4. Why is everyone forgetting Biden is on camera admitting he strong armed Ukraine into firing a prosecutor for looking into his son? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  5. Woody Harrelson Debuts Hilariously Creepy Joe Biden Impression in SNL Premiere. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE is a Leftist Propaganda Agent, bought and paid for by global communism/socialism. Don't let your guard down as this may outwardly appear to be proof of unbiased political humor, but it's only 'interdenominational' to the Democrats own selection of a candidate. Once the final Dem choice is made the SNL Traitors to USA with Criminal Propaganda will be back on track attacking Trump. Again I will compare SNL with "Charlie & His Orchestra" of World War 2. Charlies Radio Comedy was paid for by Nazi funds and He was used to mock Jews and other enemies of the Nazis. CHARLIE & HIS ORCHESTRA AND SNL ARE ONE AND THE SAME-COMEDY USED FOR EVIL POLITICAL GAIN. BY California Standards of Law the shows like SNL and Jimmy Fallon are committing Hate Crimes with their incessant verbal attacks on President Trump. But since the hate is aimed at Conservatives, Republicans and Christians then Double Standards apply. How hypocritical Leftists are!!!!

  6. Wonder what all the Democrat morons will say when this whole impeachment scam comes back to bitch slap them and Trump gets re-elected?

  7. Yep, that's what amused people sound like. Tweetstorming, 136 times in a weekend. Especially threats, both against the gov employee doing their job, and hinting at a civil war because some nutjob preacher hinted at it. Hiding evidence, deflecting, more lying, more lashing out… exactly what innocent people do. This is amusing.

  8. It's just as frightening to us in other countries that you guys will end up with the 6 literal day creationist Pence.

    I mean ffs!
    Better to just vote Trump out and arrest him then than leave us all with an American Taliban fuckwit.

  9. It’s clear what his political opinion is but I respect Jimmy a lot more then the other Jimmy or the other talk show hosts. At least he’s funny with his politics. Compared to the other ones. Which is respectable. Many people say it and I say it too (depending on the person/channel) we subscribe or buy somebody’s content because we enjoy it. We don’t wanna hear their political opinion. We want what we subscribed/paid for. I appreciate the fact that jimmy doesn’t try and get political in a serious sense. Thank you for reading if you got this far.

  10. this lying piece of shit president has the nerve to call this unfair ha ha ha nixon said the same thing ha ha ha trump is worse

  11. History will judge this era and this Democrat Cabal harshly, and these ‘hosts’ who pinned their tails to this farce will see their credibility, ratings and careers rightly destroyed .

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