‘Yeah… but where are you actually from?’ πŸ€¦πŸ˜‚ | Come Fly With Me – BBC


Ian Foot has been chief immigration officer at the airport for ten years and in that time. He’s seen a lot of changes Unfortunately in this day and age you have to be as careful with the people [that] work in the airport as those who are arriving? So I do spot checks on the staff. [I] select them at random Bring them in go through [their] documentation ask them a few questions Well when I say random, it’s only actually the black and brown ones I don’t bother with the yellow people, I found the other people no trouble at all. Very meek. Right I see your passport this afternoon. It’s the turn of Fly lo ground crew member Taaj to be interviewed. This is a British passport, you’re obviously not British. Yeah I am. We’ll we’ll see about that, Taaj Manzoor. Right where were you born? Bradford. Alright, where were your parents born. Oh, sorry. Sheffield. Alright, where were their parents originally from? Pakistan. Pakistan, we’re getting somewhere! So if there was a cricket match between England and Pakistan, who would you support? I don’t like cricket. Which sports do you like? BMX? Anything else? Cage fighting man, I love cage fighting man, you see it on saturday on Sky, Man there was this wicked fight, because there was one guy, right, He was being really cheeky man, he was really insulting the other guy, he was giving him all of that, but then the other guy came in and like mashed up his face man, it was like a plate of meat at the end of it, it was crazy. Alright, so, if there was a cage fight between an Englishman and a Pakistanian, whose face would you like to see mashed up? Yeah, but there isn’t any cage fighters from Pakistan, isn’t it? I think there’s one from the Wirral. He’s called something like Strange Reg Okay, how many times a week on average do you eat curry? Oh no, I don’t like curry. No, I prefer English food you get me like pizza, or Chinese. What is your chosen faith? I would have to say I think George Michael’s version probably still the best. Final question. Do you have a connection to Al Qaeda? Never met the guy. No, that name does it ring a bell… Yes? I think he’s one of my friends on Facebook. *nyooom* Is you on Facebook? Yes, I am on Facebook. Tell me your name man , I’ll come along and I’ll poke you. I don’t to be poked by people like you. I’M BRITISH, I’M PROUD OF IT, YOU GET ME? THAT GUY SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN THAT JOB. HE HAS A RACIST AGENDA, WHICH IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IS T O T A L L Y U N A C C E P T A B L E Still, at least he got me off work for half an hour, isn’t it? He called me racist, did he? Well that in itself is anti-white Right, as far as I’m concerned he poses a very real threat, and as such I’m going to mark this file code red, and add his name to a list of people I feel threaten the security of this country. Also on the list are Hardeep Singh Kohli, Mark Ram Prakash, and Konnie Huq.

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  1. Have to write..just aboard my Boeing 777, I'm the captain and I'm meant to fly in an hour spent 20 min non stop laughing.God help me during next hour

  2. The hypercritical thing about this spoof is that I as a white person I get asked by brown & black people "ya but where are you from". I tell them I'm Canadian & they keep repeating the same question "ya but where are you from?" I was born here you idiot. Ya but where are you from?

  3. How little Britain and come fly with me ever got away with it I don’t ever know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ comical

  4. https://chat.whatsapp.com/EwYaxxZx00pJozjr3RZ7xp

  5. The BBC is so out of touch they don't even know how to do parodies anymore. None of the characters in this show fit any stereotype whatsoever wtf.

  6. Race is a social construct . Humans are thermally adaptive mammals. The role radiation plays in mammalian evolution is not taught well . And I know " break away societies blah blah blah " but it's a bit like pimping children…. not teaching them the truth and all

  7. From now on whenever some on asks me β€œwhat is your faith”? I’ll just say George michael’s version’s still the best

  8. When you are born they stamp you with religion, and nationality and you defend those two passionately to the end of your life like it is something real.

  9. Since the earth is moving WHEN you were born determines where exactly you are from. Some bit of empty space out there in the vastness of the universe. Funny how we all want to belong to something. Why is that.

  10. I mean, you’re going to have complaints and sensitive people when it comes to broadcasting on BBC. I think it just wasn’t the right place to be shown ( not me personally, but people think just because they pay tv license they have to like everything)

  11. Sorry if a say anything offensive but, I think they are making fun of the mirpurian people, I'm not mirpurian even though I'm British Pakistani.

  12. EMMIGRATI9N question..confidentialπŸšͺπŸ“°πŸ—„πŸ“œπŸ—žpapyrus hehe eeπŸ˜‰Door🎧 selection:- Their name.place where they are born.physical& convention.. must have see HOLLYπŸšͺDAMN HOLLYWOOD M0VIES. BASICz of Automobile & DAMNπŸšͺ & Properties of ferromagnitism.. Terminology of NRFP No ooh haha RAPE +πŸ–‹Faz prophecy& DAMN πŸšͺπŸŒ‚hymn advocates mf. (2000years) @ FaST & past… … .. … … CosmicMagic

  13. Stop trying to cover the truth of white genocide with shit comedy. I claim "indigenous rights" to England. I am "native", indigenous to the island. As of 1066 castle Denham.
    https://youtu.be/K6CkF8Ub4aM

  14. This is hilarious.But wouldn't fly today with the humourless PC police destroying comedy. Just look at the 3.3k butt hurt snowflaskes who disliked the video

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